It seems many of the women in Beaujolais’ life have lovely eyes………
There is more than one way to skin a cat, but aside from Bailey’s prospects of making a second Christmas, it applies equally to training for Devizes to Westminster. Many of our fellow DWers spent Sunday completing the first of the classic waterside series events – affectionately known as Waterside A. These four races follow the course of the K&A canal, covering much of the DW course over a series of increasing distances – by all accounts it was a good days racing with more than one record falling.
The Buccaneers spent Sunday closer to home with a paddle/portage session on Loch Lomond – joined by LKR Club President; The Silver Fox… Beaujolais was quick to realise that a change of coaching input was just what Dirty D needed and promptly assigned TSF to the task. After some protracted discussion regarding a rather vague yellow buoy we set off in the equally vague direction of Duck Bay (at least one of us had our specs on)… a 3km loop from the car and a great wee warm up prior to the first portage. Turns out there are three yellow buoys in the bay – Dirty D opting to turn on the most descriptive of the three – the one proclaiming ‘dead slow’…. Which on the previous days paddle she had been – how did they know? TSF opting for the chance to stretch his paddling wings choosing the furthest buoy.
Back to the pontoon, Dirty D almost forgetting that the plan was to portage, thank goodness TSF was on the ball with a gentle reminder!! Out, in and off down the River Leven for a little river practise. I like paddling on the Leven as it reminds me of the Thames in many ways – the ‘nice’ bits of the Thames – not the completely intimidating, industrial, tidal parts… Back to the pontoon, portage and repeat. A nice wee mixture of everything before heading off to the Buccaneer HQ for a well earned second breakfast – the two multi-lappers scoffing their lot before the rest had barely had a chance to get the wrappers off theirs! Even Beaujolais was impressed with our efforts – and that’s not easily won these days…
A good weekend of paddling – Friday spent paddling/portaging our more traditional bay based session on Friday – a couple of boats/cruisers providing some excitement for Dirty D – seems she can mutter under her breath whilst reminding herself that these conditions are exactly what she comes to the loch for… Stupid boats, look at his wash, can’t he see I’m not comfortable with the conditions, there will be more/bigger wash at Easter, keep pushing with the feet, god this is horrible, it’s nearly dark, I don’t like this, I need to man up, keep f**king paddling, it’s just a wee wash, OMG OMG OMG, thank goodness B isn’t here to see me being a BGJ, almost done, see it’s not so bad, what were you worried about…. the inner/outer monologue goes on and on until the waves subside… Session didn’t really improve as I stepped out of the boat for the final sprint to the car, to be stopped in my tracks by cramp in my left calf (moo). It’s still not right, almost dropped the boat as I hobbled back to the car… I guess I have to be prepared for any eventuality!
Saturday saw a change of plan as portaging wasn’t really going to help my leg so we opted for an out and back to the wee bay with the boats – a course affectionately known as the 7km loop. Beaujolais was in a bullish mood and didn’t even look back as he jumped the start and paddled off on the most direct line from A to B, ignoring our self imposed winter rule of sticking inside the buoys… Dirty D not having the finest paddle of her winter wobbled and cursed along behind… Tired, tired, tired… But more importantly still moving forward, and ultimately that’s what counts! Back to the pontoon to find Beaujolais triumphantly out of his boat – decided a quick loop down the Leven was what I needed to push the distance up and get some more moving water under my hull (definitely a hull, and not a bottom). Beaujolais deciding discretion was the better part of valour left me to it and went to make sure Cortisone had seen his victorious paddle…
The mix up of training sessions has provided some very much needed light relief…. Whilst our DW Intervals session is exactly what I need, especially when combined with longer pieces of ‘just’ paddling on the canal, it can get a bit tedious… Hitting the river and some longer paddles on the open water of the loch have reminded this Buccaneer that actually all of these sessions and their associated skills will be needed come Easter, and it’s most definitely time to start mixing things up further.
Onwards….