Done!

    23.23hrs

And so we face our final curtain…

The training is complete. There’s nothing more we can do before we roll up to the start line on Saturday….. It’s now time to prepare in every other way possible: provision gathering, kit to be washed and packed, car to be serviced, last minute accessories to be purchased, weather forecast checking – generally ‘keep the […]

Black Ops…

An odd, and rather disturbing message from Beaujolais this morning: D we have a problem. stop boat broken down. stop can’t speak. stop can you get to (describes) coordinates. stop otherwise boat is lost. stop do not enter facility. stop do not arrive after 1600hrs or all is lost. stop Was rather worried that hostile […]

Oh that’s where the Boys are!

Pre paddle the other day Beaujolais decided to pop to the bathroom at Duncan Mills (The inherently Facetious Dirty D seems to find it hilarious that he refers to it as a bathroom- giggle giggle giggle- ho ho bloody ho). Any way as he does so Dirty D emerges from the Ladies “Toilet” and comments […]

The Loch is in My Knickers…

It is surely a most British trait to turn to humor in times of duress… So today we found ourselves nervously giggling in the K2 as the waves broke over the sides and into the boat accompanied by outcries of ‘the loch’s in my knickers…’ If ever there was an A-Z of DW published then […]